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YOU'VE BEEN HACKED

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ | _ | __| _ | | | __| | | | | | | | __| |__|__|_____|__|__|\___/|_____|

⚠️ JUST KIDDING ⚠️

You can't actually get hacked by our extension 😎

> ACCESSING MAINFRAME..._

> Initializing hacking sequence... FAILED

> Attempting to steal cookies... BLOCKED

> Trying to access your bank account... IMPOSSIBLE

> Reading your browsing history... NOPE

> Installing malware... NOT HAPPENING

> ERROR: Extension too wholesome to hack anything 🌿

Open Source: All our code is public on GitHub. No secrets, no sneaky stuff.
No External Servers: Everything runs locally on your machine. We literally can't send your data anywhere.
Minimal Permissions: We only ask for permissions we actually need (activeTab, storage).
No Tracking: We don't track you, analyze you, or profile you. Your data is YOURS.
User Consent: We only redirect when YOU click on a creator. No sneaky background redirects.
Chrome Web Store Compliant: Follows all of Google's strict security policies.
Local Storage Only: Your affiliate history stays on YOUR computer.

// Actual code from our extension:

const hackYourData = () => {

return "Just kidding, we'd never do that! 🌿";

};

Agave was created as a response to Honey's sketchy practices. We're the anti-Honey:

✅ We support creators (not steal from them)

✅ We're transparent (open source FTW)

✅ We respect your privacy (no data collection)

✅ We don't sell out (no secret investors)

TL;DR: We're the good guys. Promise. 🌿

Still don't believe us? Check our code:

Made with 🌿 and terrible humor

P.S. - Thanks for clicking the logo. You found the easter egg! 🥚